Morgan, а чем тебе $_SERVER не угодил?

а из "Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; U; Intel Mac OS X 10_5_2; en-us) AppleWebKit/525.18 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/3.1.1 Safari/525.18"
получить
[browser_name] => Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; U; Intel Mac OS X 10_5_2; en-us) AppleWebKit/525.18 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/3.1.1 Safari/525.18
[browser_name_regex] => ^mozilla/5\.0 \(macintosh; .; .*mac os x.*\) applewebkit/.* \(.*\) version/3\.1.* safari/.*$
[browser_name_pattern] => Mozilla/5.0 (Macintosh; ?; *Mac OS X*) AppleWebKit/* (*) Version/3.1* Safari/*
[Parent] => Safari 3.1
[Platform] => MacOSX
[Browser] => Safari
[Version] => 3.1
[MajorVer] => 3
[MinorVer] => 1
[Frames] => 1
[IFrames] => 1
[Tables] => 1
[Cookies] => 1
[BackgroundSounds] => 1
[JavaApplets] => 1
[JavaScript] => 1
[CSS] => 2
[CssVersion] => 2
[supportsCSS] => 1
[Alpha] =>
[Beta] =>
[Win16] =>
[Win32] =>
[Win64] =>
[AuthenticodeUpdate] =>
[CDF] =>
[VBScript] =>
[ActiveXControls] =>
[Stripper] =>
[isBanned] =>
[WAP] =>
[isMobileDevice] =>
[isSyndicationReader] =>
[Crawler] =>
[AOL] =>
[aolVersion] => 0
[netCLR] =>
[ClrVersion] => 0
как предлагаешь?

Morgan, http://rupixel.com/jss8.php

Можно через yandex api, но там только мобилы.
и лучше свою базу иметь)